go on and break a sweat

Yes, the title of this post is a lyric from the song that the girls on “Saved By The Bell” sang when they made a music video and were almost signed to a label until Jessie took those caffeine pills and couldn’t perform at the Max. Stupid Jessie.

I joined a gym.

I have resisted exercise for so long, and my body has showed me recently that this can no longer go on. So, I joined Lucille Roberts last week. Why not go to Crunch or NY Health & Racket Club? Because I’m just not a fancy exerciser. I just need a few elliptical machines and treadmills – and a class or two of jazzercise or some shit like that. So, I was thrifty but I’m SO happy with the gym. I haven’t felt this good since….since I last worked out. On almost a daily basis, I am and will be at the gym. My goal is to take at least 3 classes a week and go to the gym at least 5 days a week. I’m gonna be a hottie for spring break, even if it hurts. (And, yes, it totally hurts today.)

So the moral of this post? Work out! It’ll make you happier, calmer, and more focused! And you’ll be a Hottie McHotster, like I hopefully will be soon.